Surgery

Well, I found out today that I'm going to have surgery on my clavicle within the next couple of weeks. Yay!

(feel the sarcasm sinking in deep)
(now REALLY feel it)

Well, hell...if it'll fix this abnormal looking bulge poking into my skin where a normal clavicle should be....why not? They're going to put a metal plate in there to make it stay put....which, in turn, might have to be surgically removed after a year or two. The alternative, though, would be to put up with moderate pain for the rest of my life.

It would be cool, though, if they could somehow make me into a kick-ass cyborg while they're in there.